Can't understand what the fuss is abt over some children's book. but it seems that even adults are going potty over some hairy guy who makes magic pots. I hvn't read any of the books, and only saw the 1st movie which all i rem are stairs that pivot around so you won't know where u'll end up on the next floor.
but when i was in NS and saw this occifer carrying ard one of their books, i knew it - the books had to be damn sucky.
and you know wat else is sucky? this made in china poison food crap. other countries are right to make a hue-and-cry. china's killing their citizens with tainted food. probably their plan to take over the world. but as long as the poison is kept in house, it's good for everyone - their gahmen can feed all second/third/fourth borns with "special-industrial-dye food" and keep their population in-check, and we'll have less noisy smelly no sense of personal space selfish and inconsiderate chinamen on our over-crowded shores.
you think pirates that come from the caribbean are bad? with missing eyes hooks for hands and peg legs? i think they cannot make it compared to china pirates - they pirate everything!! 1st started with DVDs... then came disneyland(http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=1716)... now pirated food (on internet everywhere). and now the china gahmen claims the story abt cardboard pork paus is pirated. well i think their claim is. and apparently at least some ppl in china are smart to think of that as well. probably the same smart ppl who pirated disneyland with their "disneyland is too far, so please come to shijingshan" slogan.
well looking at the long queues for those hairy potty books, i think i know what the pirates are coming up with next - "harry potter and the deathly hallows queue is too long, so please buy herry potter and the deadly szechuan vegetables."
yup, actually, its out already on the net, and i scrolled thru it. SPOILER ALERT!!
In Herry Potter and the Deadly Szechuan Vegetables, the last book of the 13 published by China Educative Engrish Book Pubishing, our boy wizard magician hero meets his blood curling end tucking into a plate of pirated Sze Chuan Vegetables made with Sudan Industrial Dye No. 36 served by his China girlfriend, Cho Chang, who is actually an Asian Dominatrix (played by Lucy Liu in the movie) under the pay of Lord Voldemort! *great twist in the plot!
But then Lord Voldemort also gets killed off!! he meets his blood curling end by tucking into a plate of real Sze Chuan Vegetables laced with heavy industrial pesticides (he got no nose mah, so cldn't smell the Baygon) served by his evil henchwoman, Cho Chang (Asian Dominatrix played by Lucy Liu)! *another great twist to the plot!
So by now, nothing can stand in the way of Cho Chang (Asian Dominatrix played by Lucy Liu) in her secret mission given by the Chinese government to flood Hogwarts and the magical lands with noisy smelly no sense of personal space selfish and inconsiderate chinamen!! And she, Cho Chang (Asian Dominatrix played by Lucy Liu), will be the ruler of all Hogwarts!! *the book ends with a dark note.
To know what happens to the magical lands and Hogwarts after Cho Chang (Asian Dominatrix played by Lucy Liu - i think she has a monopoly on such roles) takes over, pls catch "Rise: Blood Hunter" starring Lucy Liu, in cinemas now.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Nothing Much to Say
work is work. work is fun. work is varied. work is overwhelming. work is slack. work is hectic. maybe that's y i like it.
playing with new dSLR. maybe a bit too much. after taking 1 wedding dinner and 1 ROM, started to see things in frames and focusing even after i kept my camera. thats when i realised i need a break. not taking dSLR out of the dry box this wkend.
playing with computer instead. been watching old transformers G1 cartoons, playing old koei game unchartered waters 2, and not getting enuff sleep. fall asleep at work, body takes a longer time to recover from physical activity. have to stop.
working with photos. sick of the photos i took. sick of comparing them to see which ones to keep and which ones to throw. like playing photo hunt over n over again. yet i hope others wun get sick of them.
3 wonderful events. ktv w zow, girl, and zz made a guest appearance. qz & yb's ROM, which was great. zow's birthday surprise - v fun. hmmm. wat if? oh well, no pt anymore.
that's been my last 2 weeks. boring, time flies past fast. yet, i like it. for now.
playing with new dSLR. maybe a bit too much. after taking 1 wedding dinner and 1 ROM, started to see things in frames and focusing even after i kept my camera. thats when i realised i need a break. not taking dSLR out of the dry box this wkend.
playing with computer instead. been watching old transformers G1 cartoons, playing old koei game unchartered waters 2, and not getting enuff sleep. fall asleep at work, body takes a longer time to recover from physical activity. have to stop.
working with photos. sick of the photos i took. sick of comparing them to see which ones to keep and which ones to throw. like playing photo hunt over n over again. yet i hope others wun get sick of them.
3 wonderful events. ktv w zow, girl, and zz made a guest appearance. qz & yb's ROM, which was great. zow's birthday surprise - v fun. hmmm. wat if? oh well, no pt anymore.
that's been my last 2 weeks. boring, time flies past fast. yet, i like it. for now.
