Sunday, April 13, 2008

So Many Thots, So Little Time

World:
1) Free Tibet - not necessarily independence, but at least autonomomy to keep their unique culture and language, and not being forced out by fricking chinamen from their own homelands

2) Maths Whiz turns Hooker: Clients are turned on by intellect - Yeah rite. unless ur clients are dirty China maths professors from NTU who steal students' underwear. At such high rates, maybe you could throw in marking a few tutorials for free as well?

Home:
1) MRT squeeze situation - getting slightly better. Now can take out handphone from pocket without jabbing someone with my elbow. But then again I've been going to work late almost everyday for the past week. Long term solution: Get a car. to hell with the environment, I'll make it up in terms of saving water and electricity and reducing waste.

2) ERP gantries - why not just install 2 outside every carpark? one collects $$$ for entry and parking, the other collects $$$ for usage. then you can control opposition wards by charging higher rates until they submit. stop punishing the stauch heartland supporters at toa payoh.

3) Escaped Terrorist - who? oh that guy. old news. everyone's forgotten about him liao, until he comes back and blows something up and kills ppl. (if he is still alive). Gahmen searches are now intelligence based and more focused. (read: relying on tip-offs) Every week still has super-interesting news like "I thot i saw mas alamak" or "how mas alamak can survive in the forest". how about something really newsworthy like "mas alamak found dead, bloated and maggot-ridden in dengue infested swamp"

4) Rich Sports Indon wants his money back from China Sports Woman - doesn't this story sound familiar? dude! how gullible could you get! she's a china woman, of coz she'll take ur money and run! and snap back saying how nice she was and how calculative you are. Let this be a lesson to you and all rich indons and hum sup singaporean men.

Work:
1) Colleagues - lots of nonsensical promos going on. Obnoxious tyrannical sarcastic GM getting on my nerves and oppressing my frens. Buddy at work leaving for greener pastures. Still no manager in sight. Director who everyone loves getting replaced by (anal?) chosen race from HQ. Too many aggressive-want-their-way ppl in the company. This place cannot stay long.

2) Work - after 5 non-5-day work weeks and 2 slacking and fire-fighting weeks, finally see what i should be doing. intensive work week coming up. and will have to cut out unnecessary fire-fighting.

Life:
1) After Work - not much. Last week:
Monday - treated malaysian colleague to insanely expensive and not-worth-it dinner.
Tuesday - stayed back late with supplier to understand contract together.
Wednesay - heng heng managed to get a fren for dinner.
Thursday - work late.
Friday - dinner with work-buddy.
4 / 5 work related evenings. but friday still can be considered as with a fren lah.

2) Hobbies - Been trying to exercise regularly. but weekday evenings always occupied.
Average camera activity is once a month or less. Haven't touched guitar in months.

Sleep is a necessary waste of time. The life I want needs more than 24hrs a day.

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