Meat High

Why get high on drugs, when you can get high on MEAT?!?!?

went to carnivore w vj for birthday dinner. shiokest meal i had this yr!!

for those of u who dunno, there's a salad bar, and the chefs (i think) will come round with HUGE skewered hunks of beef/pork/lamb/chicken meat/pineapple, rows of sausages/chicken hearts/bread, and whether or not they slice some of it on ur plate with their sharp shiny short swords depends on whether ur little paper disc on the table says "yes, please" or "no thank you" - which sometimes doesn't work coz u change ur mind upon seeing the succulent lamb or juicy pineapple that goes so well with the honey baked ham coming ur way.

i ate sssssoooooo much that i felt like a xmas turkey... one false movement and i wld explode and my meaty stuffings wld fly all over the restaurant. we sat there and chatted (i.e. stalled) for a good half hr before i took a few morsels of fruit and cocktail onions/olives before throwing in the napkin.

then, standing up and walking out to the toilet, i experienced wat vj warned me abt - getting stoned. watever blood my body cld spare all rushed to disgest all the shiok-shiok meat... leaving my brain with less to work with. i cldn't work 100% straight, felt woozy, and things took longer to make sense.

- vj remarked the glass in the shop window was clean 3 times before i got it.
- i asked him twice whether we were taking the right train.
- at no point of time after the meal i was dictating where we were going. i was just following him blindly.

it felt mildly like the magic mushroom feeling - just without the hysterical laughter. even right now as i type this, the monitor is floating around. either due to the meat, or the morning's sailing, i'm not sure. it's also better than alcohol, coz u dun get the bitter taste nor the blood rush or headache. just that lovely floating feeling, the one that makes u wanna float out of ur 3rd storey window and peek into ur neighbour's, 30m across.

why drink expensive alcohol or take harmful drugs? just eat meat!! woohoo.......