Talking Cock X'mas Carols

OK... i know a bit late for X'mas carols, but it's been a while since I went talkingcock.com and these are very good!! so share with everyone here...


SHU MIN THE ELITE SCHOLAR(sung to the tune of ‘Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer’)

Shu Min the elite scholar
Had a very atas blog
She had a real at-ti-tude
Very like a female dog

All of the average persons
She would laugh and call them names
She’d tell them to get out of
Her elite, uncaring face

Then one day she kena flamed
And Daddy had to say
“Shu Min, your thoughts are alright,
You just haven’t been polite.”

This was si beh revealing
Of the snobby PAP
Shu Min’s papa the MP
Really should be history!

Shu Min’s papa the MP
Really should be hi-sto-ry!


GST IS COMING TO TOWN (Updated)(to the tune of ‘Santa Claus is Coming to Town’)

You better buy now
You better now buy
You better shop now
I’m telling you why
GST is coming to town

It will increase your bills
By seven percent
Courtesy of the go-overnment
GST is coming to town

It’ll hit you when you’re shopping
Whether food or household wares
It’s just no use complaining ‘cause
Those elitists just don’t care

So! You better buy now
You better now buy
You better shop now
I’m telling you why
GST is coming to town

more X'mas carols at http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2142&mode=thread&order=0