5 Questions for... TT Durai

Today's TNP had an article saying that ppl have been calling in after rare sightings of the elusive T. T. Durai. They actually caught up with the guy at some fren's office, and once he knew they were reporters, he scampered off into the wilderness again, with the fren blocking reporters.

TNP also asked what ppl wanted to hear from the weasel-ly guy himself. some 18 yr old actually wanted to know how he and his family were coping with the fiasco! Talk about being naively noble. Look kid, if my name was splashed in newspapers for days and i had no less than S$13million stashed away somewhere, i'd be like a rock star lor! wat an idiot... hahahah with so much money, i'm such he has no trouble coping at all... save for knowing that he wldn't hv gotten much more if he didn't get caught so soon....

Anyway, in response to TNP's Top 5 Questions the Ppl wanna ask TT, I got my own 5 questions:

1) So where's the money? Swiss Bank? Bank of Mumbai? (apparently he goes there often with Mathilda) Under your mattress? It IS your mattress??

2) Since now you, Richard, Alwyn, Mathilda, Su Ying and the rest of your whole merry gang can no longer get employment in Singapore but can't leave, who's the one most likely to get an Extreme Makeover first? (might i suggest mathilda needs one anyway)

3) How much are your assets worth in total? (ie. How much can the people of Singapore expect you to return to them, willingly or not?)

4) Presently there are plenty of bloggers slamming you and your frens, ranging from wanting to know answers, to insulting language, to pathetic attempts at satire like this blog. But after all that's happened, do you still have the balls to sue anyone now?

5) Last question. So where do you get ur spiffy long sleeved shirts? always see you in them during press conferences and court hearings... never any creases!! must be real good material!! 1 how much??