An Astounding Discovery!

Been getting complains abt lack of updates from my fans... demanding ones even bemoan the lack of quality entries... OK LAH! here's one. think i spoil u guys too much.

Apologies if i had dissed chinamen earlier, there is a reason for their boorish behaviour! I happened to stumble upon a little red book which some blur chinaman freshie left behind at the canteen this wk, and curiously opened it. Astounding! It had English translations and was titled "Little Red Book for Comrades Who Are In Nantah" I have some excerpts below:

"Prease, if you are a the lecturer, direct all your words to the projector. They lonely as they are alone in the lecture halls for the rest of the day."

"Prease, if you are using projector transparencys, print smaller words. This is to discourage students from our host country to get short-sighted, which is a large problem in the country."

"Prease, if you are speaking outside, be as loud as possible. The person whom you are speaking to will hear you better as the host country is a crowded one.

"Prease, if you are addressing a group of students in the classroom, be as quiet as possible. This is to discourage students from speaking at the same time."

"Prease, if you are in the library, speak in a higher pitch. In host country, this is called whispering. There is no need to adjust the volume of your speaking."

"Prease, if you are in the library and local students ask you to remove your bag/book/notes/file from another table, firmly tell them that they are subscribing to the evil ideas of dirty western capitalists. The library is for use by the people and for use by the people who come here first. Chairman Mau, he say, do not care whether it is a bag, or a book, or a notes, or a file; if it can chope a seat in the library, it is a good instrument of study."

"Prease, if you are having a bowl of soup noodles, it is courtesy to eat as loudly as possible. This is courtesy to the noodle hawker so that other patrons will know that the noodles are delicious."

"Prease, if you are encountered by a local student, it is not necessary to say please or thank you, or have unnecessary conversation. They are the subcribers of evil western capitalism and we must not hear about such evil ideas! If you see any comrades who are hearing the evil ideas, inform our party officials immediately! The officials are among the students and lecturers, and will make efforts to quickly educate the stray comrade."

Now u know y they liddat liao lah... cannot blame them. they must hv their CCP ppl everywhere watching their every move.... poor buggers.