Thinking Out Of The Box Abt Chickens

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Was having lunch at fried chicken fast food place coz i got coupons... Saw a advert for their O.R. fillet burger - noticed that the chicken was a nice regular rectangular shaped slab, and thot "since when did they make chickens liddat?"

Then, i looked down at the fried chicken in my bandito pocket... it was also a rectangular slab; just like the one in my zinger last week. (OK OK i've been eating a bit too much fastfood. but that's not the pt here.) Oh no... do they really make chickens liddat now???

Remember that earlier email hoax/urban legend abt the restaurant growing "chicken parts" instead of chickens? alleged whole rows & rows of genetically grown thighs, wings, drumsticks, etc... Have they taken that idea and gone 1 step further - just growing "chicken slabs"???

It could be like the earlier internet hoax "Kitten in a jar" except that this wld be "chicken in a box". chickens being forced in and grown into a box/slab shape... then once full, just pop it open and fry the bugger!

hahahahha of coz u all know this isn't true... ( i dun wanna get sued) but think abt it... wldn't it be interesting? restaurants and homemakers all over wld be using "chicken in a box" instead of regular chicken... and if i set this up, i wld be rich!! Why? bcoz...

a) being in regular slabs, the chickens wld stack very well and packing them wld be easy, and transports, warehouses, freezers wld hv no wasted space!

b) no more trying to squeeze 16 thighs, drumsticks, and esp wings, and other irregularly shaped parts in 1 bucket... just present them in a 4x4 box!! like mooncake liddat!!

c) restaurant frontline staff no longer need to contend with fussy customers anymore... no more plump guy with coupons from newspaper demanding he wants "all thighs" or stick-thin girl asking for "all wings" or stinky spoilt little brat screaming he/she wants "all drumstick". "Sorry sir/madam, we only got "all slabs". u wan original or crispy?"

Wow!! this could be a world-changing breakthru! actually useful uses for genetic engineering!! This wld only be the 1st step... next in line wld be "Cow in a patty" or "Fish in a sashimi"!!

Any top food company executives out there? reply to me quickly to gain on this remarkable business idea! "Chicken in a box", anyone? ;-)