Instructions on How to Have A Happy Day Even When Friends Pang Seh You Last Minute The Night Before

Follow these steps in chronological order:

1) Wake up at 11am.

2) Wake up again at 12.20pm.

3) Go for a swim with your new goggles. Afterwhich, laze by the edge of the pool until white arms turn red.
Note: Do NOT do this with goggles! Take them off after the swim.

4) Play with pet hamster while changing the wood shavings and washing cage "furniture". Repeat for all pet hamsters.

5) Have late lunch of Mother's homemade chicken pie and coffee. Help wash up after.

6) Go out to buy newspapers at 7-11 coz you badly need to take a crap and have nothing to read.

7) Return (Quickly!) with newspapers.

8) Crap.

9) Take a nap.

10) Wake up from nap when its dark, and mull about the house while playing MSN. Go out for dinner when too hungry to MSN.

11) Walk through local red light street looking like a bum to the nearest Burger King which isn't very near.

12) Order that Whopper you've been craving for and be very pleasantly surprised when the counter guy asks if you want a Double (DOUBLE?!?) Whopper. Say "Yes, please."

13) ENJOY that Double (DOUBLE?!?) Whopper.
Note: This is best done alone so you really enjoy that Double (DOUBLE?!?) Whopper without worrying about the ketchup, mayonaise and salad dressing on your face and dripping down your fingers; and really, really sink your teeth into 2 huge patties of beef below a crispy, juicy salad in a large bun. ooohhh man... it was sssssssoooooooo GOOD......

14) Stroll about the shopping centre aimlessly.

15) Buy that pouch you're been eyeing for a year. (Optional)

16) Buy a choc fudge brownie ice cream cone which offers a discount when you show your student card. (Extra points if your student card has expired)

17) Stroll down local red light street looking like a bum eating ice cream.

18) Return home and play MSN, chat with frens on the phone and blog til falling asleep.

Repeat as and when applicable.