Ex'cue Me, Are You In The Wrong Toilet?

Lots of ambisextrous ppl walking ard these days.

you know... the pretty guys in long hair and the butches. not sure which is worse.

maybe the guys aren't so bad... i HAD long hair once but not that long. but it's worse when they wear TIGHT TIGHT t-shirts/singlets and hv bands on their wrists, like hair bands. gross. some guys hv even taken to wear one-size-too-small shirts that run up their back when they sit down... they look nice on girls, but on guys, just hideous. GROSS. just screaming out for someone to bash some sense into them. "BE A MAN DAMMIT!!" *thud thud* (whimper)"..i'm...*sob*...sorrie..ow...you broke my fingernail" *more thuds*

but think the girls are worse. you can't even tell they're girls now. short hair still not so bad. in fact, some girls look nice with short hair. but its the short hair + big t-shirt + baggy pants + shuffling walk + non-existent breasts. outside completely guy liao... gross. wonder how many scares have they given girls in toilets liao. probably now they're so used to it i can just walk into a crowded girls' toilet and no one wld bother. but i'm not going to try that, of coz.

what sparked this entry off? saw a "girl" at the canteen, saw a "guy" who used to be in my hall (now more "man" than ever), and during filming last week, i worked with wat i thot was a crew of 2 guys and 4 girls. one of the guys was rather boyish, young looking. he had guy sounding name as well. i had my doubts. after abt an hr with them, i then noticed a strap under the back "his" shirt. yep, butch.

so, having problems identifying whether the person, who's in the same toilet as you, shd actually be there? here's Rockie's 3 Step Guide to the Ambisextrous!

"Girl" in Guys' Toilet:
1) If really ugly girl, shd be a guy. More so if "she" watches you pee at the urinal. If so, get out quick! Call for reinforcements, beat the girly faggot up. threaten to break his finger(nail).

2) If big sized, presence of breasts is not valid identification. refer to previous condition.

3) If still in doubt, keep wide berth.

"Guy" in Girls' Toilet:
1) If "guy" looks like 16yr old with good complexion, shd be a girl. Unless you are in a public toilet, not in a uni one. No reason for a teenage guy to be in a uni, unless in a McUniform.

2) If in doubt, look at the back of "guy's" shirt for "straps". Presence of straps shd confirm its a girl, unless he's a cross dresser.

3) If still in doubt, when person-in-doubt is in cubicle, bend down and peep at person's legs.
Feet pointing towards door: Girl.
Feet pointing away from door: CALL THE POLICE!!! quietly, of coz.

Remember Girls, Stay Alert in the Toilet! Verify that its a sexual predator, and not someone sexually confused, before screaming for help!

Hope you readers found this entry educational!!