My Name Is Rockie

A new show is the US is out, called "My Name is Earl". The summary goes something like this:

Earl is basically a good-for-nothing professional bum, who does petty crimes from time to time, doing bad things to people along the way. Recently, he discovered that "Karma is a funny thing." while lying on his hospital bed. What happened earlier was he found that he had the winning $100,000 lottery ticket... and in midst of celebrating on the street, runs right into the path of oncoming traffic. Knocked unconscious as a result, his winning ticket flies away with the breeze.

He reckons it has to do with karma... you know, do good things and good things happen to you. do bad things and bad things happen. so he makes a list and sets out to make good every wrong he's done to anyone over the years... always with hilarious results. Like the nerd in the trailer who holds the mace can facing the wrong way. when earl gets too close, he sprays, and... "AHHH!" (not from earl)

Anyway. maybe karma really does exist. but in the real world, maybe it works the other way round too. you know... do bad things and bad things happen? so when bad things happen, without u doing anything bad, means u're probably going to be doing something bad in the future, but the karma server wld be too choked up then, so it's giving u the bad stuff now.

So, that's wats probably happening to me now. OK, in all honesty my life isn't too unbearable. but it's not as good as it shd be either. the last 7 yrs anyway. let's recap.

1998: realised i didn't like 2 out of 4 subjects i was studying for A levels, had a class full of hypocrites, ended up with all Cs. which led to repercussions in uni life. more on that later.

1998-2001: totally wasted 2 1/2 yrs in the army. badly wanted to do something worthwhile and go into combat role, but rugby injury during jc prevented that. spent a meaningless 2 1/2 yrs pushing papers, typing documents, at the mercy of a PSLE graduate, working long, thankless hours at meagre pay (my parents gave me more money per mth than the govt ever did), trapped in a run down, dirty, creepy camp. only joy was from tekaning faggots who came to me for admin purposes.

2001-2005: you guys shd know this by now... imagine doing something u detest. like... being trapped in a room with a faggot with only a clothes hanger to fend him off. then imagine that continuing for 4 1/2 yrs. that's uni life for me. at least ECAs made a nice, sturdy, even sharp clothes hanger to fend off with...

whole life: i'm sure many of u are as puzzled as i am... why a great, straight guy like me has nv been attached before? so many of u all hv told me there's nothing wrong with me... so wat is wrong with the girls i meet? hahahha. so many others are so fortunate... no lack of couples everywhere i look. some even had the wonderful opportunity to choose. even ppl who many consider lesser beings than me. and here i am always alone. when everyone knows how much i'll spoil the person who comes along.

see? so many bad things hv been happening to me, no matter how much i try to be nice to ppl ard me, no matter how much i try to improve myself in so many aspects. so, i reckon i'm not so different from earl, just things go backwards. since so many bad things hv happened already, somewhere in the future, i'll be turning fricking goddamn evil... doing so many evil things... so much more than rite now.

but u guys dun need to worry. i'm not stupid enuff to be evil to ppl close to me... liddat i'll be even more alone. i'll be directing my evil at strangers who deserve it, like incompentant sales staff and irritating insurance agents - will be concocting more deserving ways to despatch them and put them in their place... maybe one day join CASE as its director and unleash my fury thru the orgn... hhahahha just dunno when i'll turn (more) evil though.

so look out evil salesppl!! even more evil is coming ur way!!!

Karma IS a funny thing. hhahhahah